Professor Usher Strell Ha Cohen

Required that I feed him constantly. Difficult due to his massive size. Hard to reach his face around his stomach more like it.

NOM NOM NOM IM SO HUNGRY FEED ME MORE NOM NOM NOM

Strongly disagree with the above review. Usher Strell was such a handsome professor that it outweighs all the other negatives. I often found myself daydreaming in class about him and his Viking-like looks. Made it extremely hard to focus but nonetheless I learned a lot. Mostly fake yeshivish words. Would recommend for any single Nashim.

I came into this class because I knew that Usher Strell was the top koyfer of JTS and I thought I could learn a lot from him. Quickly however it turned into a nightmare. 1. I couldn’t hear the professor because he spent the entire lecture time eating. Like the entire class. I don’t think he even had time to chew. 2. He referred to me as “dumb bitch” whenever I asked simple questions like what this weeks parsha is. 3. He assigns 30 hours a week of homework, most of it being acquiring food for him. Despite his incredibly handsome looks I would not recommend this class for anybody!!